Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, go into the ladies room
at a newly opened night club.
There is an attendant sitting by the door who tells them, "Be sure to
check out the mirror we have installed. If you look in it and tell the truth,
you will receive riches, but if you lie, it will suck you in where you will
stay for eternity."
The redhead looks in the mirror and says, "I think, of the three of us,
I am by far the most beautiful." Cash and jewels are immediately there for
her taking.
The brunette looks in the mirror and says, "I think, of the three of us,
I am by far the most intelligent." There for her are the keys to a brand
new Rolls Royce.
The blonde looks in the mirror and says, "I think....SLUUUURP!
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